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Joke of the Day

"(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'"

"Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive."

"I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation."

"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... A reposter"

"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."

"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."

"I was looking at the fruit in the bowl, thinking... How the fuck did I end up with a gay goldfish..."

"Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker."

"Knock knock ..."

"Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys are stupid too."