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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys are stupid too."
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"Why did Waldo wear stripes? [I wouldn't know. Ask these guys.](http://imgur.com/yTGbPI0)"
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
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"One of my employees took 6 months off work to get in touch with his inner child... ... he came crawling back"
"What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running? Nothing, it never happens."
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"What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !"