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Joke of the Day
"What has 5 arms and rocks? Def Leppard"
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"Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?"
"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"
"I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to ""Have a nice day"""
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You love me? Cop: Me: Cop: Me: Is it because I'm driving a lawnmower? Cop: Yes. Me: *floors it*"
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"An Indian man on his death bed. ""Sanjita, my wife, are you here?"" ""Yes, my husband.""""My son and daughter, are you here?"" ""Yes, Papa.""""Then who's in the fucking shop?"""
"9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?"
"I just won an award for my hairdressing skills. Best Newcomber"
"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"