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Joke of the Day

"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"

"What do you say when comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're"

"A girl asked me for sex yesterday. I had to disappoint her. We had sex."

"Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4days. What's my total? Cashier: Your total is 756 quarters & 8 dimes. #cashierlife"

"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."

"Mommy! The boys at school pay me to climb trees! ""Honey, they only want you to do that so they can see your panties!"" Yeah, I know, that's why I take them off."

"The first thing I do when someone introduces themselves to me is forget what their name is."

"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"

"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"

"Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew."