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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl? Throw him a basketball"
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"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"
"Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? Joke, Joooooooke!"
"My friend's a pyromaniac... I guess you could say he has a ""burning desire""."
"*opens present HER: What is this? ME: It's The One Ring. I fought orcs for it. HER: They didn't have that Michael Kors bag I showed you?"
"My wife called me mean... ... so I called her average."
"The lack of paparazzi at this BBQ makes me think that my aunt can probably stop referring to her potato salad as ""famous."""
"Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw."
"What did the nun wear to the casino? Her gambling habit."
"So, I hear they're naming a new paint after you! It's called Whore Red. Not very Bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily!!!"