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Joke of the Day

"I can't figure out if I'm drinking Malibu rum or licking sun tan lotion off skin."

"Fish must be like super sad because it probably took a whole lot of tears to fill the whole ocean."

"What's your best one-liner?"

"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt."

"Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. It's for dick heads."

"I have pet snakes, turtles, and lizards. They are a family but I think they hate each other. I think I have A reptile disfunction."

"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"

"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? (Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken"