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Joke of the Day
"How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess)."
Next Joke
"*at the movie theater* umm ok the hackers also said theyd do a terror unless u giv me unlimited free popcorn and uh.. also that guys popcorn"
"You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common? They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil."
"What were the last words of king Laius? ""Mother fucker."""
"Guess what? Chicken Butt"
"Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!"
"Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked.. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking."
"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"
"What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad."
"My girlfriend steals all the blankets in her sleep and I wake up cold, next to an adorable linen burrito."