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Joke of the Day
"I want a job cleaning mirrors.... It's just something I could really see myself doing."
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"A guy is driving home thinking to himself.... if I was in a joke right now, what would the punch line be? Long story or short, he gets in a car accident and dies."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he."
"Christmas is shit ! Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."
"I thought about doing stand up comedy, then I sat back down again."
"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+esh"
"What's red and smells like white paint? Red paint."
"How disappointing is it that Han Solo didn't name his son 'Guitar'"
"What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers!"
"""Daddy, how are babies made?"" ""Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."""