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Joke of the Day

"Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital."

"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"

"What's the difference between Trump and cancer? Cancer killed Jobs"

"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."

"According to all these BMI charts... I DEFINITELY need to get taller next year."

"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."

"I have controversial opinions and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks! (Refreshes eight times to see faves and retweets)"

"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"

"After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it."

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