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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground."
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"Psychiatrist ""Tell me about your trust issues."" Me ""No"""
"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"
"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"
"I can't believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be."
"I tried turning my AC off today but couldn't.... Turns out it's hard to stop a Trane."
"What is a Pirate's FAVORITE letter? You'd think it'd be rrrrrrr, but it's the C!!"
"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"
"need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it"
"What do you call a person that worships NASCAR? A racist!"