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Joke of the Day

"My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it's back to th-OH GOD DAMNIT."

"You know what sucks about Karaoke? Coworkers don't appreciate the time & effort that I put into my make up or outfit before singing Madonna"

"What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee."

"What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs? A couple of steps closer to their final destination."

"I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: ""Whats your GPA?"" James answers: ""4 2.4."""

"Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire."

"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"

"Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it."

"Uber dressed up some of their vehicles as Star Wars Stormtroopers in Manhattan... I wouldn't mind riding one of those. They won't hit anything."

"A deaf couple decide they want to break up... Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: They went their separate ways and never heard from eachother again."