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Joke of the Day

"My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it's back to th-OH GOD DAMNIT."

"what do Nazis drive? Auchwhips"

"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"

"Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report."

"I masticate at least three times a day, usually at my computer Damn sticky keys!"

"hey pepe hi my name is lyora"

"I think the Oscars would be a lot more interesting if they had a ""Best Nip Slip"" category... or ""Best Back Burger."""

"I got rear-ended in traffic the other day Thank God i wasn't in my car."

"I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question."

"I'd want a burglar to break into my house, I'll help them look for money."