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Joke of the Day

"Why do I support extreme racist political parties? Because their aims are white up my street"

"Wife: ""Was that lightning?!"" Me: ""No, they're taking pictures for Google earth..."""

"Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down."

"The person who discovered electricity... Must have been quite shocked!"

"man...im so hungry i could- *i catch eye contact with a horse* ""you could what?"" *shows his gun* i could.. eat a sandwich ""thought so."""

"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"

"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."

"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"

"What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?"

"Me: Weaknesses? Oh, I'd say not relating well to other sentient beings. -I meant about the janitor job. Me: Oh ya, I don't know how to sweep"