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Joke of the Day

"Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month"

"Doesn't say much for humanity that the most popular are also the least interesting."

"We're probably less than 20 years away from the first president to wear skinny jeans."

"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""

"Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball..... .... She gagged! haha my favorite joke ever"

"How do you get a date on Tinder? Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated."

"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."

"What's the best way to knock out a dog? with a woofie."

"With the recent success of mining for Chileans, I'm just hoping the U.S. doesn't try drilling for Farm Laborers."