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Joke of the Day
"Facebook is like prison because you write on walls and people you don't know poke you."
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"Why are black people so tall? Because they're negros. (Hah get it? Knee grows?)"
"Whoever said ""The best things in life are free"" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer."
"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""
"My brain is like Internet Explorer Slow, rarely used, and needs some things deleted from its history"
"What's red and white and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."
"If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account."
"*Soccer Commentator* 'Adopted Children F.C. are having a great season, they might even make the playoffs this year if they can sort out their weakest position.' 'Nobody wants to be left back!'"
"This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf."
"""I will love you forever or until I cum"" MEN"