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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny Donald Trump? President-Erect"
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"I've wrecked my car yet I still weigh the same. This crash diet is for the birds."
"What's 12 inches long, stiff, red and purple, and makes women scream? Crib death"
"It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything."
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a puppy."
"Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey? Because he was black."
"Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press? It's sodapressing."
"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."
"Yo momma's so fat... ...that her butt takes up a buttload of space"