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Joke of the Day
"What did the letter "" O "" say to the letter "" Q "" ? Dudddeee.....your dicks out!"
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"Republicans and elections The republicans wanted to have Jesus run for president. The plan had to be aborted though: he had a hole in his hand."
"Nobody ever sneezes in movies."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."
"I play the triangle in a reggae band... ... I stand at the back and ting"
"What to you call epileptic lettuce? Seizure salad."
"This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code."
"I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees."
"Why are they called dive bars? Because they have pool"
"A clearly exhausted Pao walks into a pub and orders a drink.... The bartender asks ""long day?"" ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" Pao replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."