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Joke of the Day
"Why are they called dive bars? Because they have pool"
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"What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? Mourning wood"
"What has a million legs but can't walk? Jerry's Kids."
"When I see guys with skinny jeans and skin tight T's on I pretend they are actual giants who woke up tiny and just had nothing else to wear."
"Dear Monday: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."
"If a Lesbian ""Cock-Blocks"" another Lesbian.... is that considered a beaver dam?"
"Hey gurl, how about you make the Patriots and deflate these balls."
"Tread lightly on the path, as we all have a journey to make. Unless you're super hungry, in which case you're allowed to mow people down."
"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."
"Why do priests have you call them Father.. Because 'Daddy' was too obvious"