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Joke of the Day
"Why are they called dive bars? Because they have pool"
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"Sometimes I smoke a cigarette after sex because it's hard to explain that I'm lighting a match to get rid of the smell."
"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"
"If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj"
"a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak"
"No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender....."
"A drug dealer sold me shoes today I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day."
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind"
"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."