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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a football joke to Payton Manning....... But it went over his head"
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"This post-pregnant lady found the perfect way to shed her baby-belly by giving birth! Scientists and non-pregnant ladies HATE her!!!"
"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."
"What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night? Paddy O'Furniture"
"me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth"
"The three words most hated by men during sex? ""Are you In?"" or ""Is It In?"""
"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."
"How I knew my GF was playing with herself on her period... I caught her red-handed."
"Women are like condoms... They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."