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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to be a comedian... But I have a tremendous fear of being laughed at."

"i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier"

"Did you hear the joke about the alarm? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"

"An Irishman walked out of a bar. What? It could've happened!"

"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."

"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."

"In the future the only two jobs left are Uber driver and escape room planner."

"I want to pass away peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandpa did. Not screaming in a car crash like the passengers in his car."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."