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Joke of the Day
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly"
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"When I was 12 years old, my Dad approached me and said ""Son, do you know anything about sex?""... I said ""Sure Dad, what do you wanna know?"""
"Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy)."
"how many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and nine to stand around and say how they did it at their old job...."
"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"
"""It's pronounced Jeff"" ""Whatever you say, Goff"""
"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"
"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."
"I went to see my drug dealer last week, he had some cheap trainers for sale. They were nice so I thought I'd get myself a pair. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping for days!!"
"[starts 2 crack beneath crushing loneliness] anyone wanna get frozen yogurt or something, maybe orchestrate an elaborate jewel heist I dunno"