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Joke of the Day
"[At the ferret store] I'll take five of those furry slinkys"
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"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"
"my wife says she's leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don't slam the door on your way back in."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field."
"Why did the condom hit the wall? Because it was pissed off"
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"[sexy time] Me: Let me be your fantasy. Him: It's a Star Wars thing. Me: Say no more. *leaves* *comes back dressed as Yoda*"