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Joke of the Day

"*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*"

"Some people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !"

"I've been thinking about Oscar Pistorious's case... I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."

"Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them."

"A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century."

"Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired"

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."

"So, I saw the movie Still Alice last night. It's easily forgettable."

"What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you"