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Joke of the Day

"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."

"Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is"

"An IPv4 address walks into a restaurant... He says ""Quick, give me a drink. I'm exhausted"""

"Top Rated Videos: Dangerous Joke ever.Baby is being Edict.awkward http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/dangerous-joke-everbaby-is-being.html"

"5 Jewish ladies sitting at the table in the restaurant... ...waiter comes by few minutes after the food was delivered to the table and asks: -Ladies, is ANYTHING ok?"

"This total stranger wanted to have a spontaneous tickle fight on the street and...oh...nope, never mind I'm being robbed. Guys I'm being rob"

"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."

"Counterspace..... is that like antimatter?"

"Why does 71 like 68? Because 68 69 70."

"I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word ""awesome"" 10 times in a row to describe a guy."