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Joke of the Day
"I'm half black... Bottom half"
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"What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car? Steamed Vegetable."
"Touch me, taste me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fcuk me, nice and slowly...but if you kiss me don't be hasty...use your tongue and make it tasty !! "
"Medusa is the sexiest woman to ever live... everyone who saw her got hard"
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."
"Alcohol is like photoshop for reality."
"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat a an egg but you can't beat a wank."
"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never never lands!"