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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."
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"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."
"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"
"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"Why do I vape? It's how I let off a little steam."
"Now I'm not saying I plan to be a school shooter... but if I was Dylan.."
"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"
"Whenever I see an elderly person who looks lost and confused, I stop and take a moment to feed 'em a peanut."
"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."
"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."