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Joke of the Day

"I went to the psychiatrist today I told him that I have started hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."

"Q: What is lemonade? A: When you help an old lemon across the street."

"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."

"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in panic like everyone else in the car."

"What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? Viagra falls!"

"A fun thing to do is sit on the couch with black buttons over your eyes while your kids watch Coraline, then wait for them to notice."

"Short latino What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is to short to be an ese."

"Never trust a fart... You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to."

"Tired of hearing the same song over and over again? Try being in marching band."