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Joke of the Day

"One of My Only Actual Original Jokes Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... He was suicidal."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...One was a salted."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"What do you call a psychic on /b/? A 4Chan-Teller"

"If 9/11 was an inside job... 5/11 was a Fawkes Guy job"

"CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY ""Why is it deleted?"" [Deleted]"

"I can't believe it's been 5 years since Tyler Perry's Hurricane Katrina."

"Some people here are a mite sensitive. Fell asleep during a pleasant DM chat and now I'm blocked. Didn't know I snored that loudly."

"Somebody asked if I wanted some salt. I was like ""Naaaaa"""

"Did you know Helen Keller lived in a haunted house? Neither did she."