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Joke of the Day

"*gets on 1 knee* Jenny... ""OMG"" *places hand on heart and starts crying* ""This is great!"" *gets on 2nd knee* I'm having a heart attack"

"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"

"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops vanilla, 1 scoop dead baby."

"Imma be, I'm a be, I'm a be, Imma, Imma, Imma be... Just kidding, Imma wasp."

"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."

"How was copper wire created? Two Jews found the same penny."

"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."

"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""

"How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now."

"Why are automatic doors like knights? Because they're chivalrous!"