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Joke of the Day

"Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in."

"What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!"

"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."

"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"

"I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal."

"Girl told me she worked with special needs students. I asked her ""you workin hard? Or tardly workin?"". She got mad."

"I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump. I know this because a message popped up that said ""PLEASE SEE KASHIR."""

"Careful girls... fat guys just want to get into your pantries."

"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."

"Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within."