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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise? A country."
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"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."
"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"
"Have you ever tried using a broken pencil? No? Well don't try. It's pointless."
"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"
"I still whisper ""We're in"" to myself whenever I log onto a wifi network."
"What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? ""Sure you can!"""
"I once saw a headstone that read ""here lies a politician and an honest man."" I wonder how they fit two people in one casket."