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Joke of the Day

"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."

"I think there should be a small amount of weed in every first aid kit."

"I tried to catch fog once... I mist"

"Itching, flaky skin? Burning sensation while urinating? You're probably on fire!"

"Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!"

"A man has been shot with a starting pistol... The police are pretty sure it's race related."

"What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion? A Tomartyr"

"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."

"How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!"