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Joke of the Day
"A man is alone in a forest with no woman within earshot Is everything he says still wrong?"
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"Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?"
"""Mom, I don't like my little brother."" ""Then just eat the vegetables."""
"A Roman walks into a bar.... ...Holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please""."
"I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?"
"I've never had personalized license plates, but don't worry, I still know how to waste most of my discretionary income."
"Pedophiles should be careful around farms Farmers are known for burying seeds."
"How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"How much force does it take for the Carolina Panthers to lose a Playoff game. One Newton"