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Joke of the Day

"I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?"

"Relationships are easy as pie! *burns pie*"

"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."

"Potato is like Soviet rape. Not come everyday, but fill you up when is come."

"Pretentious? Moi?"

"*cop slams bag of weed down on table* ""EXPLAIN."" ""its not mine officer i swea- ""oh quit the crap Bulbasaur we know you're the grass type"""

"What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers!"

"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."

"I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are."

"God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China."