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Joke of the Day

"I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?"

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"This lesbian couple I'm friends with couldn't afford the double-headed dildo they wanted. They're really struggling to make ends meet."

"A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know"

"I have cancer. I can't sleep. Entertain me - tell me a joke about terminal illness or insomnia."

"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."

"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."

"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"

"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub"

"How do Mr. and Mrs. Weasley have sex? gingerly."