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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican duck say? GUACK"
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"Why can't the armless girl comb? Because she already had cancer."
"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."
"Q: What did the can say to the can opener? A: You make me flip my lid."
"What's the most useful type of hat? A handy-cap"
"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"
"How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!"
"Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different. At the end of each ad, they sang: ""Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."""
"Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me."