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Joke of the Day
"how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool"
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"Who reads the news AND makes coffee? Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)"
"I once applied for a job to work as a blacksmith.... The blacksmith asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said ""no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."""
"Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... J. K. Rowling"
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeet."
"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"I've got a good knock knock joke. But you have to start it"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"He arrives mysteriously. Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens. - E.T. (1982) PG"