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Joke of the Day
"Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !"
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"You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood."
"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
"I have a step ladder. I just wish I knew who my real ladder was."
"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"
"I got caught in a weird routine of masturbation... When I discovered my fetish for wrist pain."
"Knock knock. Mailman."
"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"
"How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? A bad magician"
"Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers ""Taxi!"""