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Joke of the Day

"Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !"

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"

"I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster. Now it doesn't work."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"

"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."

"I was thinking about where Luke Skywalker goes to buy his change of clothes while talking to my girlfriend. Me: I wonder where Luke Skywalker buys his clothes. Her: The Darth Maul. ;) I love my life."

"Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate."

"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."