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Joke of the Day

"""It's no biggie"" I can't tell if they are trying to make me feel better or insulting my manhood on the first date."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."

"I swallowed my keys It's a pain in the ass getting in and out of the doors."

"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub"

"People say the hardest part of the first date is the first kiss. No idea what they mean, the hardest part of my first date was getting her to take the sleeping pills."

"This generation sucks but does it swallow"

"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"I changed my ID to say ""Organ Bonor"" rather than ""Organ Donor"". It's spelled wrong, but I hope it still makes the doctor laugh."

"How many animals are in a pair of pantyhose? Well there is 10 little piggies, 2 calves, an ass, a pussy and a dead fish, no one can find."

"What do you call a shitty bungalow? Dungalow."