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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?"
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"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from his camp."
"Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me"
"A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area."
"What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip!"
"The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake..."
"Kevin Smith's new movie looks awful. I think I'd rather watch a movie directed by Southwest Airlines."
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."