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Joke of the Day

"The Starbucks in my town just hired a Jewish barista... He brews."

"What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom? Your parents would know! * My friend said this to me since I'm an only child *"

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to ""knock"" the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation... but then they realized that was queer."

"The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground"

"My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. This parenting thing is bullshit."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"

"Why wont Apple ever make a car? Because it can't have windows in it!!!!"

"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"

"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."