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Joke of the Day
"The Starbucks in my town just hired a Jewish barista... He brews."
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"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."
"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
"Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he's gonna get to wear it."
"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."
"When I see someone's name trending on twitter, I used to be afraid they died. Now I'm afraid they're a Republican presidential candidate."
"My boss is coming to my grandad's funeral tomorrow. He said, after his 3 previous funerals he personally wants to see him go in the ground"
"When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again."
"I always hold my girlfriends hands Because if I let go she shops!"
"From Predator 2 ""The doctor says, 'I need a semen, stool and urine sample.' I say, 'Gee, doc, I'm in a big hurry, can I just leave my underwear?' """