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Joke of the Day

"Eskimo: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? Priest: No, not if you don't know Eskimo: Then why did you tell me?"

"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."

"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

"I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap."

"What do bears take at raves? Maully."

"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"

"If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem"

"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""

"They should rename ""eye drops"" to ""cheek drops"" so I don't feel bad every time I miss."