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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by forgetting what current MMO my friend played and wasting my money to buy WoW gametime Wrong sub."

"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."

"I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet... ...I just need to learn how to change the polarity."

"Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne"

"There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates."

"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"

"When a clock is hungry... ...it goes back four seconds."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""Its a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."""

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."

"I'm starting to think my neighbor is a drug dealer... for one, he has like 10 cellphones... and secondly, he sells me drugs like everyday."