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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? Because it wasn't ceiling."

"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."

"Can someone tell me a music joke? I've been trying to think of one myself, but that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"Why don't cows hang out with camels? They're all a bunch of drama-dairies."

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"

"Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!"

"I heard this knock knock joke from a mime last week"

"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."

"Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight."