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Joke of the Day

"Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad ."

"I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey."

"BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer"

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""

"Real Road Signs (What they mean) ""Rough road"" (Road sucks) ""Construction zone"" (Unattended orange cone zone) ""Lanes shift"" (Confusing af)"

"How does procrastination start? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"

"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? The both came in a little behind."

"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."