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Joke of the Day
"""Hold the door!!!"" ""What door?"""
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"Miss Piggy Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69, there's a frog in her throat"
"I hardly know you... but, Facebook says it's your birthday, so happy birthday!"
"They told me not to Blink or I'd miss it... ...But I _______ and I missed it."
"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"
"Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!"
"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."
"All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. He's petrified of candles."
"Coworker: I never would've guessed you're in your 30's. You look so young. Me: I'm old at heart."
"""God is dead."" -Nietzsche ""God is Dad!"" -Jesus ""God IS, dude..."" -Stoners"