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Joke of the Day

"GabeN failed at maths exam... Because he can't count up to 3"

"My co-worker walks by holding asprin in his hand... He says, they say the weakest link in the chain goes first, I guess that's my head."

"What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeeyy."

"I recently started a company that combines Perchloric Acid with random elements... So far you could say Bismuth is booming."

"I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean. Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree."

"What is impotence? Impotence is when your mind starts to be a dick and your dick is philosophising."

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"

"One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple."

"Did y'all hear about the circus fire this weekend? Yeah, scary stuff... they say it was intents."

"Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks Are you two sisters? They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic."