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"What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeeyy."
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"A dad asks his son... ""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"" The son answers, ""Y."" ""Because I want to know!"""
"PASSWORD EVER, USERNAME GREATEST *username/password must each contain at least one numeric character* PASSWORD 9EVER, USERNAME GREATEST6"
"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."
"How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!"
"I saw a squirrel pooping the other day. Shit's Nuts..."
"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"
"My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once."
"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."
"Electrician jokes Ohm my god, watt the fuck, breakers be trippin'"