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Joke of the Day

"So i was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher And he says to me ""You know what, recently i've been wondering if there really is a dog"""

"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair? *Roll-AIDS*"

"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"

"I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase ""My server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"

"My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started."

"I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery... And now I don't know what he looks like."

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."

"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."

"What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left? Oh, gosh!"