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Joke of the Day

"I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery... And now I don't know what he looks like."

"Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? Because he didn't truss it."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale SR. Have in common? Their last great hit was The Wall"

"What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press"

"(OL) What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer? A bucket."

"How come wrong numbers are never busy?"

"I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But sometimes I put both my legs in the same pant leg and pretend I'm a mermaid."

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put ""u"" at the beginning and ""i"" at the end. i want a divorce karen"

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"

"When I'm at a bar with my cousin she doesn't think it's funny when I yell 'BUT HE'S YOUR GYNECOLOGIST!' every time the music dies down."