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Joke of the Day

"My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on."

"What's a polar bears favourite pasta? Penguini!"

"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" ""Yeah....so is a grenade"""

"What did the prostitute catch when she went out with 5 fishermen? ... A big red snapper"

"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"

"What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty"

"I saw many places when I fought in WWII.. But I did Nazi Germany."

"What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow? Abandonment."

"Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy."

"Your mother..."