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Joke of the Day

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"I always say the same thing when I find out I got a new employee Works for me!"

"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."

"Every birthday is a surprise party after you turn 80."

"How do farmers party? They turnip the beets."

"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."

"*puts baby marshmallows on a porcupine* There you go little guy. Now you're bouncy."

"How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!"

"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"